02 May 2016
A handwritten note in desk bought from a church in 2015. Submitted by Travis Poling.
28 April 2016
A great deal of my mail
comes from fans – fans of all ages.
The scholarly, the curious,
the disbelievers write and ask
how? why? when? what for?
did you fly? melt? scream? cackle?
appear? disappear? produce?
sky-write? deal with monkeys?
etc., etc., etc.
Actress Margaret Hamilton quoted on Hyperallergic, 3 April 2016. Submitted by Howie Good.
25 April 2016
although the thought that we wasted
money, misplaced our trust and threw away
our time sickens us to no end, we must
accept these logic-defying feats of idiocy
as learning experiences; otherwise, we will walk
no further on the NAA no-path. We must
say it again and again,
we’ve been toe fooled, we’ve been toe fooled, we’ve been
are we home yet, Shanti? This must become our
anti-mantra, a non-affirmation
affirmation capable of penetrating our ether-filled minds,
helping us to admit that Jesus.com has nothing to
do with Nostradamus. Now is the time when we must
learn to question every Tom, Dick and Guru who shops
in a health food store, see that the only implants in
need of removal were inserted by the most dangerous E.T.
of all: Earth’s very own Extortion Terrestrials.
this is a difficult task indeed, for only those who’ve put their
inner children to bed know the difference between retail
spirituality and spiritual retaliation.
Excerpt from 12 Steps For The Recovering New Ager, New Age Anonymous. Submitted by Ana Prundaru.
21 April 2016
I saw my dad was on my mom
and my mom said
Go to the office.
My dad was hitting her
and when my dad left
he took my phone.
was blocking the stairs.
His friend’s name is James
and my dad kicked my mom
and he told me
to go in my room.
But I went to go get
my mom’s friend
who lives in our back house.
My dad knocked on my door
to the patio and I opened it
and he came in
and told me
to close the door
to the family room.
Then I heard yelling
and I came out
and my dad was hitting my mom.
at 4 am
in the morning.
An excerpt from a police report generated by boxer Floyd Mayweather’s young son, Karoun on 9 September 2010. Submitted by Richard King Perkins II.
14 April 2016
Almost mid-way betwixt
Scarborough and Bridlington,
being a nose of cliff thrust out into the sea
to form a horn of Filey Bay.
Here, there, are sands
i n o n e v a s t g l o r i o u s e x p a n s e,
from the Brigg to the Bempton Cliffs –
six miles of them all round the bay,
so spacious that there could never be
From a chapter on Holidays in Every Woman’s Enquire Within: A Complete Library and Household Knowledge for all Home-Loving Women, ed. A C Marshall (London: George Newnes Ltd), 1939. Submitted by H L Foster.
11 April 2016
have a sense of humour,
tell right from wrong,
fall in love,
enjoy strawberries and cream,
make some one fall in love with you,
learn from experience,
use words properly,
be the subject of your own thought,
have as much diversity of behaviour as a man,
do something really new.
A list of activities that critics of mechanical information processing claim a machine could never by fundamental nature perform, from Computing Machinery and Intelligence by Alan Turing, published in the journal Mind, 1950, chapter 'Arguments from Various Disabilities'. Lines 11 and 14 changed to second person. Submitted by Daniel Galef.
07 April 2016
in our cupboards
and our minds
are always there
in the darkness
beneath the floorboards
and behind the wallpaper
and there is so much darkness
an inexhaustible supply
The universe is
From Trigger Warning by Neil Gaiman (William Morrow, 2015). Submitted by Anabella Maria Galang.
04 April 2016
Don’t kill people.
Don’t marry two people.
Don’t act like a snake.
(Don’t be sneaky).
A child's list of how to do the right thing from The Most Hated Family in America, a Louis Theroux documentary about the Westboro Baptist Church, BBC 2007. Submitted by Daniel Galef.
31 March 2016
indian medicines were made
from roots and herbs
which the creeks called angelica
was used for a purgative
and likewise button snakeroot
used for the same purpose
dogwood root and butterfly root
including goldenrod were used
as you would use quinine to break a
and a root they called doctor
dick root was used as a medicine
in eighteen eighty one
there was a smallpox epidemic
at okmulgee indian territory
and it came near wiping out the
entire population of this village
i have seen grass so tall here
that you could ride through it
on a horse and it would be
over your head in places
when they made hay on some farms
they would cut until the frost hit
this was certainly fine land
for cattle ranches
we raised a little corn and cotton
we had horses that
did not know what corn was
in fact they would not eat it
we pastured some cattle
for years and at one time my husband
helped handle seven thousand head
for mister brown
in nineteen o seven
oil was discovered near morris
the first well was drilled
north of here
Drawn from interviews with Muscogee (Creek) Indians conducted in 1937-38 and archived in the Indian-Pioneer Papers, Western History Collections, University of Oklahoma: I. Jake Simmons, born 1865; II. Leona Moore, born 1885. Submitted by James Treat.
28 March 2016
I keep thinking about what is happening to us
are we going to die
are we going to arrive
if we arrive what will happen
this is what we are worried about
we were always afraid
there was always war
where we lived
and once three shells fell
on our neighbourhood
but luckily nothing happened
we didn't know about these things
now that it's happened
we know what war is now we know
men were taken
against their will
they would have made my brothers
go with them by force
who would work
if my brothers had to go with them
we would be left
we were living well with each other
but now it's all destroyed
each one of us is in a different place
in the boat they told us
you have to throw away your bags
you cannot take anything
I wasn't seeing anything
I was sitting in the middle
the guys would say
a wave is coming
From a Unicef Video on Facebook of 13-year-old Mustapha arriving in Lesbos, Greece, as a refugee from Syria, 5 November 2015. Submitted by Laura McKee.
24 March 2016
I am nothing. You are right.
I’m like someone who’s been thrown
into the ocean at night.
Floating all alone, I reach out,
but no one's there. I have
no connection to anything.
The closest thing
I have to a family is you, but you
hold on to the secret.
Meanwhile, your memory
deteriorates day by day.
Along with your memory,
the truth about me is lost.
Without the aid of truth I'm nothing,
and I can never be anything.
You're right about that, too.
Taken from Town of Cats by Haruki Murakami, translated by Jay Rubin. The New Yorker, September 5, 2011 issue. Speech attributions removed. Submitted by Dawn Corrigan.
21 March 2016
of the word,
bathes the body
in delight and pleasure,
and what you are actually against is porn sex?
a kind of sex that is debased dehumanized formulaic and generic a kind of sex based not on individual fantasy play or imagination but one that is the result of an industrial product created by those who get excited not by bodily contact but by market penetration and –
From 'Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality' by Gail Dines, (Boston: Beacon Press, 2010), Preface, page x. Submitted by Rosa Walling-Wefelmeyer.